A national treasure
“First of all, I want to thank my wife Susan Downey for telling me Matt Damon was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.”
Ernest Hemingway (via idiotshitbaby)
Kanye West getting deep on twitter
this is why I love this man.
Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
is this real
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?